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hulkSo here I am, hanging out in the flavellas of Rio de Janeiro, taking some well deserved time off from my busy schedule and hoping to find inspiration for my next screenplay, when, sadly, I come across a film shoot: Hulk número duas.
I observe silently for a few minutes until Louis Letterier comes over, greets me and proceeds to tell me about how this Hulk movie is going to kick some serious ass but also how it will skilfully marry action, adventure, mystery and emotional depth. A new level in comic book adaptation, a work of such intensity that people will quickly forget the mediocrity of Ang Lee’s first Hulk, he says…a portrayal of emotionally troubled creatures who long for the acceptance of the world and the normalness of others…a story of love, betrayal, courage and sacrifice…a timeless piece that, yada yada yada yada…

At that moment, feeling a sudden craving for a Mojito, I pull one of my best disappearing acts, leaving this man behind who is still talking to no one, and knowing only too well that this Hulk film is going to be a disaster of monstrous proportions.

3 Responses to “The Incredible Hulk”

  1. [...] Filled under 2000s, Cinema, Comic Book, Sci-Fi So here i am, sitting at my local herbal tea house in Berlin with George Lucas, talking about visual effects, ewoks and all things spaced out, when the subject of Spider-Man 3 comes up. Out of nowhere, and for some obscure reason, i try to convince both George and myself that Sam Raimi is a reborn filmmaker who gained credibility for what he did with the first Spider-Man and is thus worthy of some respect. To which George replies, simply and calmly: ‘Spider-Man 3 is silly’. [...]

  2. [...] Babylon AD is another failure for French Sci-Fi cinema, sadly following in the footsteps of the films mentioned above, but also of previous efforts by French directors working within the Hollywood establishment: Catwoman (2004 - Pitof), Hulk 2 (2008 - Letterier), Alien Resurection (1997 - Jeunet), Gothika (2003 - Kassovitz). [...]

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